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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

hows:

when someone interrupts you

hows:

when someone interrupts you

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

mrspanner:

We’ve finally made it to Egypt.

yung-disoriented-by-booty:

All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious

a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched

and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like

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"so what are we" "what is this"

dont get yolked up out here

smalldoll:

coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

stopharry2013:

LMFAOOOO

stopharry2013:

LMFAOOOO

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP