that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
when someone interrupts you
We’ve finally made it to Egypt.
All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious
a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched
and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like
"so what are we" "what is this"
dont get yolked up out here
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
i cant believe this
the app store has really stepped up its game
i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes
IT WAS A TRAP